Trucker Jokes... Drive a Peterbilt? Or are you a JB Hunt kinda fellow ? Well, no matter what your ride, you should find something interesting or funny somewhere around here. And your own submissions are welcome too of course!

Frugal 'til death do us part
As part of the "funeral package," an undertaker provided a seven word notice in the local paper that served as the obituary. A frugal woman from deep in the hills who was making the arrangements for her recently deceased husband was asked what she'd like to say in the paper. She pondered this for a time, then said, "John is dead." The undertaker, after a short pause, reminded her that seven words had been paid for, so she could use them all. The woman thought about this a bit more, then with a very serious expression said, "John is dead. Pickup truck for sale."
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